Lindsay Lohan’s weird lips

Reminds me of this rage face:

Touching the rainbow seems a little creepy there, Skittles.

But what if a creepy guy licking you is what’s at the end of the rainbow? I’m not saying, I’m just saying.

via @addictivepixels

Spiders in your nose: NOPE NOPE NOPE.

Sweet dreams tonight!

By the way, you guys know that whole thing about ‘you swallow 7 spiders a year’ is a myth, right? About.com has your proof.

via Imgur

The best dance moves

No, YOU can’t dance and make Elaine Benes look good.

Fact: Nose Maggots Are the Grossest Things in Life.